Greetings, earthlings
My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet Glamtron
What's yours?
Now, I've come a long way to be here tonight
So let's get our greetings and salutations outta the way right now, shall we?
Hiieeeeeee, oh!
I don't know about you, miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier
Now, there's an issue that's recently come to my attention that we need to discuss right now
Is that okay with you, honey?
Are you ready?
You! Are you ready? (Okay)
(Uhum) Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready!?
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway
Terrible, terrible, terrible!
Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
Your makeup is terrible!
But I love you anyway
Now, I heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land
Is that correct? (ahuh) uhum
Well, it better be because I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway
Mr Doorman, what's that? You need my ID?
This face is my ID, motherfucker!
Now, I'm not the kind of bitch who's gonna go behind your back and talk shit on you
If I have an issue with you, I'll bring it right to your busted face
Now, let's discuss it right now, shall we? Alrightalrightalright
Are you ready? (ahuh)
You specifically! Are you ready? (Uh me? Oh, yeah, I totally am)
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready!?
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway
Terrible, terrible, terrible!
Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
Your makeup is terrible!
But I love you anyway
Oh my gosh!
This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that? (Oh, my God)
You see, there's something I have to confess
You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
And it's something I need to bring to your attention right now
Are you ready? (I think so) (oh, God)
Are you ready? That's better!
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready!?
My makeup is terrible!
My makeup is terrible! (No!)
My makeup is terrible! (why?)
My makeup is terrible!
Do you love me anyway? (Wow!)
Terrible, terrible, terrible!
My makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
Our makeup is terrible!
But I love you anyway
Der musikalische text YOUR MAKEUP IS TERRIBLE von ALASKA THUNDERFUCK ist auch in dem Album vorhanden Anus (2015)
Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, pseudonimo di Justin Andrew Honard, è una drag queen e personaggio televisivo statunitense. Noto per il suo talento comico e la sua musica pop-rock, Alaska ha raggiunto la finale della quinta stagione di RuPaul's Drag Race nel 2013 e ha vinto la seconda edizione di RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars nel 2016. La sua carriera musicale è iniziata con l'album "Anus" (2014), seguito da "Pound the Alarm" (2016) e "Red 40" (2019). Tra i suoi brani più rappresentativi figurano "The Showgirl Returns", "American Thighs" e "Glamazon". Nel giugno 2019, una giuria del New York l'ha inserita al settimo posto nella loro lista delle «drag queen più potenti d'America».
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