Songtext Nobody beats the biz Funkmaster Flex

Nobody beats the biz

Yes, y'all-and, to the like beat-and
You could either dance or just have a seat and
Listen to the way-in, what I am displayin'
A different kind of rapper language that I am sayin'
To all the party people, (?) the info
When it come to rockin' parties I-am-a-nympho-maniac
Brainiac for doin' my dance
And my record Make the Music, will put you in a trance-and
Hypnotize your body-and, like you do Bacardi-and
You won't be fightin' or illin', you just be partyin'
Down, with the funky sound with yours truly
I'm the original be -I-Z-M-A-are-K-I-be-the-E and

I came to have fun and, not be number one-and

just hear to let you know, who's like runnin the place

and everywhere that I perform and do a show

*beatboxing sound* as long as you know, that *beatbox drumbeat*

Nobody beats the Biz!

Nobody beats the Bizzzz

(repeat 4
X)

You know me as the be -I-Z-M-A-are-K-I-
E-and

I go for what I know doin a show for human beings

I'm guaranteed to rock I make the ladies scream and shout

I'm bound to wreck your body and say turn the party out

The Mardi rapper toe-tapper always have it flowin

And when you hear the BizMarkie, I get the job done

Yes I'm the M-A-are the K-I-E you know that's me

I got the stutter step to keep in check my speed is so unique

They say I look and sound funny but I don't be carin

I rock the Latin Quarter, Rooftop, Union Square and

Roseland, the Hassan?, Madison Square Garden

Even rock for the ?work fare at Jaffer Center?

Pardon the way, that I be talkin bout the places I be rockin

I love to perform, for the people that be clockin

Not sayin that you're on mine, you're on it like a hornet

But you pay for the performance, doggone it, you want it

That's why I'm here, to be like lettin you knowin

That I'ma highly recognized as the king of disco-and

makin people as they have a lot of enjoyment

I'm the best person for this type of employment, that's why...

Nobody beats the Biz!

Nobody beats the Bizzzz

(repeat 3
X)

On and on, to the break of dawn

When you buy food cheap, you need a coupon

or catch a sale retail, before it gets stale

So hurry up and get the WIC? check out the mail

and shop non-stop, but how I hip-hop

on the mic and like

Make you co-op-er-ate with the rhythm, that is what I give em

Reagan is the Pres but I voted for Shirley Chilsholm

It might sound confusing, the style that I'm using

But in the end I'm sure that you will find it quite amusing

and funny, oh honey, it's just ridiculous

Don't try to front, come on and admit you was

thrilled, chilled, your heart was all filled

So respect the architect, as I begin to build

Science and my reliance is upon my rap

Like Carl Lewis I get to it, so let's go the lap...

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Bizzzz

(repeat 3
X)

[TJ Swan]

Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz (repeat 2
X)

My name is TJ Swan, nobody beats the Biz

I rock you on and on, nobody beats the Biz

You know nobody that beats the Biz

I know nobody that beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz (repeat 2
X)

*BizMarkie does some beatboxing*

*TJ Swan verse resung in this version several times*

*BizMarkie beatboxes again to the end but gets cut short*