Songtext I pwn newbs Emo Side Project

I pwn newbs

Josh, how you been lately?
Been pwning any n00bs?
I just want to know how my best friends doing.
So maybe I could then do you.
On a Friday night when things are scary.
You are there to technically hold me.

I count one by one every word you say,
They make me giggle but no I'm not gay.
I'm just happy.
One week's too long please come back soon
So maybe I could then hug you.
When you're gone, gosh I get lonely.
Josh, you are my pimpest homie.

Those penguins you sung about are asking for you.
I can hear them all the way from the zoo.
They agree with me that you are modest
And also that you're totally the hottest ever.
Every time that I hear you sing,
I get some chills and I start to cream.

Josh, watcha doing lately?
Been rushing to some Rush?
I just wanna know if it's okay
To spell out your name in the sand everyday.
I don't care if things are scary.
You rawr them off cause you're hairy.

Basically, you're my super hero.
You can even divide by zero.
You turn big and green and growl real loud
But only when you get punched by a cloud.
You bust a flow when you walk down the street,
Ready to throw down a mad beat.

Remember the times that we sang together?
We'll hopefully do it again this summer.
I know I'm not a Star Trek fan
But you're my star in the form of a man.
Tell Yvonne that she's a dummy
For breaking your heart almost yearly.
All you need to do is this:
Break out your ninja suit and you'll never miss her again.
Cause you'll have me.
Less than 3.