Songtext Find yourself a man Barbra Streisand

Find yourself a man

Time has passed. fanny has given birth to a daughter, frances, who is now
Five months old, and fanny is going back into the new ziegfeld show. eddie
And mrs. strakosh suggest that fannys mother needs a new interest in life.

Eddie and mrs. strakosh:
Find yourself a man--
Mrs. brice:
Youre demented.
Eddie and mrs. strakosh:
Find yourself a man--
Mrs. brice:
Thats just what I need.
Eddie:
Youll see what a difference it makes evry day.
Mrs. brice:
Send me a letter,
Youll write me a resum
Mrs. strakosh:
Just take me and dave--
Mrs. brice:
Romeo and juliet--
Eddie:
Dave is still her slave.
Mrs. brice:
Send the slave my regards!
Eddie and mrs. strakosh:
Open your heart and from out of the skies
A prince on a horse will materialize.
Mrs. brice:
Boy, is some lucky prince
Gonna get a surprise!
All:
Find a man!
Eddie and mrs. strakosh:
Find yourself a man,
Mrs. strakosh:
I repeat it, rose.
Mrs. brice:
Find myself a man.
Eddie:
Youre defeated, rose.
Mrs. brice:
Ill hang a sign out,
Big letters that high,
Come in and sample
You dont have to buy.
Eddie:
Hear a voice talk back.
Mrs. brice:
I hear voices now.
Mrs. strakosh:
Money you dont lack--
Mrs. brice:
Why, youve been countin?
Just what I need is a middle-aged sheik
Whose uppers and lowers
Will click when hell speak,
And life is a song cause hell click and Ill creak.
All:
Find a man.
Eddie and mrs. strakosh:
The man that you select--
Mrs. brice:
What about him?
Eddie and mrs. strakosh:
Must treat you with respect.
Mrs. brice:
Thats important.
Eddie:
He must understand there
Are rules to obey,
Not toy with your morals
And lead you astray.
Mrs. brice:
Please, darling, let the man do things his way.
Mrs. strakosh and eddie:
Find a man--
Mrs. brice:
Im a grandmother!
Mrs. strakosh:
Find a man--
Mrs. brice:
You got somebody in mind?
All:
Find yourself
A man.