Songtext Conan Funkmaster Flex

Conan

Yeah
Sufferin' succotash
This mother fucker's back runnin tracks
Like I'm Usain Bolt on Adderall doing 100 laps
Got the world on my hands and
I'm shoulder shruggin that, doing sets of 10
'Til I'm big as a fuckin lumberjack

See, I'm doper they always seem
To forget this shit
So quick to judge the
White kid from Connecticut
No embellishment,
They sayin Webby's hella sick
And I don't need a fuckin
Magazine to tell me this

I keep it fresh man, shout out to Funk Flex
The whole game hears me
Stompin up the front steps
I'm up next, not giving a fuck less
You see me losing the day
That I pass a drug test

Ain't happening, leavin they brains rattling
Presidential status in the burbs, James Madison
I'm every Head of State, written in the legislate
Tickin time bomb in the game, ready to detonate

[Hook:]
Get it crackin when I come around
Ride until the sun goes down
All I know is where I've been
I don't know where I'm going
Standing on the front lines like a soldier

Hop as a chess board and I've been learnin the game
Stayin patient, independent, got no worries of fame
I'm just stackin up my paper,
Countin checks in my name
So much internet money I'll make my i
Cloud rain

I'm a beast, what the fuck is you?
Steady droppin number two
Shittin on my competition every
Time I'm comin through, put ya crew on blast
Up on stage got the crowd bouncin
Like a kangaroo on crack

See, I say it how it is
Boba Fett, come and try it kid
Mercenary, murder instrumentals
For the highest bid
Pop the Ray Gun, well done, grab ya A1
Keep the shades on, bitches call me Johnny Cage son

Bicycle kickin you off of the fuckin mountain top
With an ounce of pot and this album
That I'm about to drop
2013, this shit is a wrap
Funk Flex and C dub, nothin realler than that, bitch

[Hook:]
Get it crackin when I come around
Ride until the sun goes down
All I know is where I've been
I don't know where I'm going
Standing on the front lines like a soldier