Songtext Catch me if you can Deuce

Catch me if you can

I wanna party every day till I can't see straight
A new girl, each city, coming your way
Always getting fucked up till I'm puking out my brains
As long as I'm a rock star, nothing's gonna change
Strippers in the morning, liquor all day
And when I'm feeling horny, groupies got a brain
Always wear a condom, gotta play it safe
When the show is over, they come out to play
I go right past touch to first base
As long as you got an itty-bitty waist
And got a nice little, itty-bitty friend
You know I'll do bad things to that little, pretty face
From LA to Tokyo
New York City, around the globe
First, you see me, but now you don't

Catch me if you can
I'm gone, bitch, all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
I'll never, ever give a damn
Catch me if you can
I won't quit, it's not who I am
Ain't hard for you to understand
Like a lion to a lamb
Catch me if you can

I'm on top of the world, got money to blow
Went from bad to worse, rocking your girl
These bitches sporting my t-shirts
They be falling off when you see them crowd surf
Every night is just a blur
Keep sipping vodka till it hurts
Backstage with the one in the mini-skirt
Bring 'em back to the trailer, so we can get to work
I promise you it ain't gonna hurt
I'll be the patient, you can be the nurse
Switch it all around, we can both take turns
Gonna make sure you get what you're worth
From LA to Tokyo
New York City, around the globe
First, you see me, but now you don't

Catch me if you can
I'm gone, bitch, all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
I'll never, ever give a damn
Catch me if you can
I won't quit, it's not who I am
Ain't hard for you to understand
Like a lion to a lamb
Catch me if you can

Catch me if you can, every day's Friday
Friday, bitch, I'm the new Rebecca Black
Driving down the highway my way
Brand new tour bus, bring some warm ones in a bag
Where we go is where the fun's at
And by fun, I mean getting in your pants
You know how we always keep getting out of hand
And how I keep the party rocking all freaking year, damn
From LA, from LA, from LA to Tokyo
New York City, around the globe

Catch me if you can
I'm gone, bitch, all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
I'll never, ever give a damn
Catch me if you can
I won't quit, it's not who I am
Ain't hard for you to understand
Like a lion to a lamb
Catch me if you can
I'm all over the map
Never going back
Too hard for you to understand?
Catch me if you can
I'm gone, bitch, all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
I'll never, ever give a damn

So throw your hands in the ayer
And wave 'em all around like you just don't care
If you'z a true player, we'll play Truth or Dare
If you wanna find the games, well, they're over here
So throw your face down, right down here
And wave it all around like you just don't care
'Cause I'm a real playa who never plays fair
We can all have fun, we all like to share