Songtext Blame coolie Joey Cool

Blame coolie

Good, oh there's Joey Cool's over here with the zippo man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-aw-aw-oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-aw-aw-oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-aw-aw-oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-aw-aw-oh

Hi, it's nice to meet you, I'm Coolie, you never heard of me?
Well, it's time that we get acquainted
And I'm assuming you prolly was never victim to Swanky Sinatra
I know if we're taking it farther, I'm here to make you an offer
Imagine having these savage animals make you a martyr
Finna collapse in the avalanche, you created your order
Build an elaborate adamant
Make a statement to offer all of my services
I can get you refurbished don't be so nervous homie

So if you wake up in the morning and your woman got an attitude, starting a fight
Blame Coolie
I'm being honest, take your problem, put me on it
Have the best fucking night of your life
Blame Coolie
You leaving evidence before she let it settle in
Claiming all your niggas is trife
Blame Coolie
Shit hit the fan and you try'na make it right
Grab your nuts and take control of your life
Blame Coolie

Hi, it's nice to meet you, I'm Coolie, you never heard of me?
Well, it's time that we get acquainted, I know the comfortable bubble
I know your pictures is painted
You wanna stay out of trouble
I take your placement at arraignment
I be your voice of the heathens
I'm like the angel and Satan
On separate shoulders, I know it
I know the reason for hating
I know it seems like it's over
But you can keep having faith if you find somebody like Taven
To place your problems and blame 'em
You gotta keep up the image
Gotta keep up the appearance
I'ma make sure you got it
I won't let it diminish
Testimony from one and only, come on if you timid
Take control of your life, tell 'em I fucking did it
Tell 'em I made you do it, tell 'em you don't remember
I was here to test you, tell 'em I'm an enigma
You could come up with stories about it
I keep it zipped up, it's something you gotta worry about
It's Coolie my nigga, just tell 'em Coolie my nigga

So if you wake up in the morning and your woman got an attitude, starting a fight
Blame Coolie
I'm being honest, take your problem, put me on it
Have the best fucking night of your life
Blame Coolie
You leaving evidence before she let it settle in
Claiming all your niggas is trife
Blame Coolie
Shit hit the fan and you try'na make it right
Grab your nuts and take control of your life
Blame Coolie

Babe, I was out with Joey, we were drinking
Babe I couldn't tell you, I don't know what I was thinking
And I know you don't like it when I'm with him, got your reasons
And I won't understand 'em, baby, that's us every weekend
Always with a bunch of women like he loves to be a heathen
Babe you know that I'm a Satan, I don't wanna play with demons
We was at this titty club and you know Joey baby stumbled in
All his friends are crazy, all I thought about was cuddlin'
He's a bad influence baby, knows that we been strugglin'
Babe it's all just fun and I don't really want to fuck with them
But I know Joey needs me so I'm feeling like I'm stuck with 'em
He's really so destructive, ruins everything that touches him
Yo I'm the type to be whatever anybody need of me
I'm a Libra so I know the scales were never evenly
Distributed, and if you're innocent, you start defending beef
On social media, your lady, family, tell 'em it was me
Yeah

So if you wake up in the morning and your woman got an attitude, starting a fight
Blame Coolie
I'm being honest, take your problem, put me on it
Have the best fucking night of your life
Blame Coolie
You leaving evidence before she let it settle in
Claiming all your niggas is trife
Blame Coolie
Shit hit the fan and you try'na make it right
Grab your nuts and take control of your life
Blame Coolie

Ha-ha
Put that shit on me
I got you