Songtext Welcome 2 hell Eminem

Welcome 2 hell

First verse, uh
I�fm on �ftil I�fm on a island
My life�fs ridin�f on the Autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt, I�fll kill you all with�f kindness
I kill ya, my natural persona�fs much worse
You�fve been warned if you�fve been born or if you can form
Slap up a cop and then snatch �eI�fm out of his uniform
Leave him with�f his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Y�fall niggas�f intellect mad slow, y�fall fags know
Claimin�f you bangin�f, you flamin�f
Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha asshole
Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
Though I ain�ft wrapped tight
My blood type�fs the �f80s!
My �f90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys
You still fly kites daily!

[Eminem:]
Catch me in my Mercedes
Bumpin�f �gIce, Ice Baby, �h screamin�f Shady �ftil I die
Like a half a pair of dice, life�fs crazy
So I live it to the fullest �ftil I�fm Swayze
And you only live it once, so I�fm thinkin�f �fbout this nice, nice lady
Wait, no, stop me now �efore I get on a roll (Damn)
Let me tell you what this pretty little dame�fs name is, �fcause she�fs kinda famous
And I hope that I don�ft sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus!
You morons think that I�fm a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin�f, try them trailer parks
Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby
And that�fs back with�f a capital B with�f an exclamation mark, maybe
You should listen when I flip the linguistics
�eCause I�fm gonna rip this mystical slick shit
You don�ft wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit
�eCause after I spit the bullets, I�fm a treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
I�fm a kick the ballistics! So get this dick, I�fm a live this

[Hook:]
Livin�f life in the fast lane
Movin�f at the speed of life and I can�ft slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I�fm almost at the finish line, so I can�ft stop now

I don�ft really know where I�fm headed, just enjoyin�f the ride
Just gon�f roll �ftil I drop and ride �ftil I die
I�fm livin�f life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
I�fm livin�f life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
Royce

[Royce Da 5'9":]
My whole goal as a poet�fs to be relaxed in orbit
At war with�f a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric, it�fs like I rap endorphins
I made a pact with the Devil that says �gI�fll let you take me
You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpse, Jack Kevorkian�h
Go �eback and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in
I�fm livin�f the life of the infinite enemy down
My tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers
Spin �eem around, enterin�f in the vicinity

[Eminem:]
Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up (Pt!) and spitted him out
Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down
He�fs lookin�f around this club and it looks like people are havin�f a shit fit now
Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who�fs back in t-t-town
Did I s-st-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck them all, he�fs just
A whole motherfuckin�f Walmart d-d-down every time a-r-r-round
And he came to the club tonight with�f 5�f9�� to hold this bitch down
Like a motherfuckin�f chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown
Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep lickin�f them dicks like lips, I�fm agitated, aggravated
To the point you don�ft suck my dick, then you�fre gonna get decapitated
Other words, you don�ft fuckin�f give me head, then I�fm have to take it

[Royce Da 5'9":]
And then after takin�f that, I�fm a catch a case, it�fs gon�f be fascinatin�f
It�fs gon�f say �gThe whole rap game passed away�h on top of the affadavit
Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator
To Michael Jackson�f activator (Woo!)
Meanin�f I�fm on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data
Runnin�f over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer
Homie, this sick, you can normally ask a hater
Don�ft it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Drop in the lap of a tax evader (Homie, they spent)

[Eminem:]
Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes
What, girl, I�fm the crack-a-lator
Brung ya lay to this party, be my penis ejaculator later
Tell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirt
You rollin�f with�f a player, you won�ft be exaggeratin�f when you sayin�f

[Hook:]
Livin�f life in the fast lane
Movin�f at the speed of life and I can�ft slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I�fm almost at the finish line, so I can�ft stop now

I don�ft really know where I�fm headed, just enjoyin�f the ride
Just gon�f roll �ftil I drop and ride �ftil I die
I�fm livin�f life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
I�fm livin�f life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal