Songtext Treat her like a prostitute Slick Rick

Treat her like a prostitute

Heres an oldie but goodie
Hit it
Excuse me
What?
Can I have your attention?
Mn-hmm
Theres just a few things that Ive got to mention (uh-huh)
Theres girlies out here that seem appealing
But they all come in your life and cold hurt your feelings
Im telling you
As rick is my name
I wouldnt trust not girl unless she feels the same
Treat em like a prostitute (do what? )
Dont treat no girlie well until youre sure of the scoop
cause all they do is they hurt and trample
Listen up close, here comes my first example

Now ya been with your girlfriend for quite a while
Plans for the future, shes having your child
Celebrate with friends drinking cans and quarts
Telling all your friends about your family thoughts
One friend was drunk so he sstarts to act wild
He tells the truth about the kid
Its not your child
Acting like a jerk and on his face was a smirk
He said, your wife went berserk while you was hard at work
And she led him on and tried to please him
She didnt waste time, she didnt try to tease him

Treat em like a prostitue (do what? )
Dont treat no girlie well until youre sure of the scoop
cause all they do is they hurt and trample
Listen up close, here comes my second example

Its your wife
You buy the tramp jewels and clothes
You get sentimental and bring home a rose
Give her everything cause you swear shes worth it
All your friends tell you, the bith dont deserve it
Love is blind, so there goes your wealth
Until one day, you see things for yourself
Came home from work early, mr. loverman
You had a card and some candy in your right hand
Theres the mailman, he was short yet stout
He went inside your house and didnt come back out
Bust it
Just a friendly stop, come on, is it?
The mailman comes and he pays your wife a visit?
The thought alone makes your temperature boil
You say to yourself, she might still be loyal
You open up your door and stand in a trance
You see the mailmans bag and the mailmans pants
Came home to party
At work had a hard day
Look around your house and you say, where the hell are they?
Run upstairs up to your bedroom
You look inside your room, you see something brewin
Cover your mouth because you almost choke
You see the mailmans dick way up your wifes throat

Treat em like a prostitute (mm-hmm)
Dont treat no girlie well until youre sure of the scoop
cause all they do is they hurt and trample
Listen up close, here comes my third example

Now your girl, she dont like to have sex a lot
And today shes ready and shes hot, hot, hot
As you open up the door she says, get on the floor
She wants to try things shes never tried before
She takes off your drawers and works you over
She calls you twinkles
And you call her rover
Next thing you know, the ho starts to ill
She says, I love you, harold and your name is will
Thats not the half til you start to ride her
Take off your rubber and theres one more inside her
Its not yours-who can it be?
I think it was a slick rapper, his name is m.c. ricky

Treat em like a prostitute
Dont treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well
Treat no girlie well, until youre sure of the scoop