Songtext Successful vegetarian The Uninvited

Successful vegetarian

She's not good at painting, she's not good at art
She wants to be a beatnik but she don't know where to start
Yeah she's so pathetic that she melts my little heart into goo
She's not good at singing, she can't hold a tune
When she reads her poetry she clears out the room
She wants to be tragic but there's only one thing she can do

She's a successful vegetarian
She's a successful vegetarian
She's a salad, all mixed up
She's got conscience up the butt
She's a successful vegetarian
And I love her

She doesn't like chicken, she doesn't like fish
She doesn't want no red meat to bleed on her dish
But she rubs my lantern and I make her wishes come true
She talks to the bushes, she talks to the trees
She talks to the insects, she's down on her knees
The girl's way crazy but she's not crazy for beef stew

She's a successful vegetarian
She's a successful vegetarian
Meaty sausage makes her cry
So she's thinking that she's bi
She's a temporary lesbian
And I love her

It seems worth a taste, it seems worth a try
It seems like you've always got a date when you're Bi
But she's kind of nervous `cause it's not what her Catholic school taught
She wants to be hip, she wants to make the scene
She read all about it in her Cosmo magazine
It smells kind of funky but it doesn't taste as bad as she thought

She's a temporary lesbian
She's a temporary lesbian
She's so trendy, what can she say?
Just don't ever call her gay
She's a temporary lesbian
And I love her