Songtext Stir crazy Eminem

Stir crazy

Madd Rapper feat. Eminem

(uhh, hell yea man,
hm, oh fuck yeah
when I'm not at home,
beating my shit to death
I'm listening to the Madd Rapper's album
This is Ken Kaniff, and I'm still
mad as hell...fuck you)

(Eminem)
I'm crazy with this razor
with this razor I'm crazy
With this crazor I'm razy,
razor crazed I'm crazy!
(Ok I'm Re-Loaded!!)
Go Bring Jay-Z!!!
(Tell them him I'ma ghostwrite for him!!)
Over Dre's Beats!!!
Ran in the ladies room
naked in a blanket
At the banquet and
started to spank it (AHHH!!)
Came in the bank
with a tank, fired a blank
At the clerk and handcuffed
her ankles to the safe and thanked her
But I didn't take nothing (Thanks!)
Every bullet came
from the same gun
Just from different angles,
cause I was pickin' strange
places to aim from
(Mad Rapper: Man, I bet you
50 bucks you won't jump out
the window Shady)
(Ahhhh!!) Pay me

(Madd Rapper)
Psych, no way
fucked up in the head
Shot my girl and my sister
cause I caught them in bed
(Wait, wait, wait)
I'm a crazy mothafucka
might shoot me a fed
Or I just might start
a fist fight instead
See as far as the dough go
I go loco, see me pumpin gas
at your local Sunoco
Stuck off the hydro
mixed with cocoa
Jump turnstyles,
then run from po po

Chorus: (2x)
Life stinks, we dont give
a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs
and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild ho's and
bust slugs, we crazy
Madd rapper is crazy,
Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)

(Madd Rapper)
Yo yo, i wish I'd been aborted
My pockets got a shortage
Everything I wanna
floss I can't afford it
I'm tryin to sell a O',
my pops tryin' to snort it
My daughter's babysitter
is about to be deported
I'm mad cause I still
stand in line for clubs
Mad cause my rottweiler still
shits on the rugs (God Dammit Spike!!!)
Feeling kinda crazy now,
I just might flip out
Slim Shady gave me shrooms
and I might trip out, like...
(Eh.... Oh... Dude...
That shit's crazy man... oohhhh.....
This is incredible... ohhh....)
Fuck that Slim keep
that for yourself
You a crazy white dude and
u need some help, word

(Eminem)
I got a beautiful wife,
kids and a gorgeous home
What would make jump
in the tub with a cordless phone?
I'm straight viscious I hit you
with plates and dishes
Leave you eight stitches,
what I'm gay cause I hate bitches?
Slut dont be nice to me,
I've had it with girls
And i'll still be mad at the world,
even if it apoligized to me (Sorry!)
You're hearing the last thoughts
of a man about to blow
his fuckin' brains out
Fall back with a blood stained
blouse on top of his spouse
Spread out on a blood stained couch
In front of his kids that
he just killed in the same house
I'm sicker than Boy George
picturin' Michael Jackson
In little boys' drawers
shoppin' at toy
stores **whistling**
Shady said it, Shady meant it,
I stay demented
I'll throw a stroller at u,
with a baby in it
Go ahead pull the plug,
think I won't smack you
I just dropped a fuckin' pill mom,
dont vacuum!!!
Chorus (2x)