Clifford T. Ward

Songtext Quiz show Clifford T. Ward

 604

Bewerten sie:
Abstimmung von benutzern: 0.0/10 - Stimmen insgesamt: 0

Quiz show


I know you love the quiz shows

I know you love the quiz shows

I know you love the quiz shows

I know you love the quiz shows.

And our final contestant tonight comes from . . .

Where was it again you said you come from?

An well, it doesn't mater

Let's make him welcome shall we folks?

Right, here we go -

A number of questions -

You provide the correct answers in the allotted time

And you win a lovely prize.

Are you ready?

Yep.

Who is the Prime Minister of England?

Ah, it's a woman. I know it's a woman. I think it's a woman.

Who replaced Terry Wogan on the radio?

Ah, that's a suave, slick Scotchman.

I wouldn't leave him alone with my missus, I know that.

In a sentence, what is the basis for modern thinking in society?

Star Trek is it? Oh I love the black doll in that show.

What does anaphobic mean?

Oh now, that's lucky: I learnt that this morning:

It's a hatred of -er- foreign women isn't it? Ooh, I can't understand that

I love women wherever they come from - they're all nice aren't they?

Who wears a blue uniform and is always there if you need help?

Mother Theresa?

What is a surrogate mother?

Ooh, that's my missus.

She ain't got two ha'pennies to rub together come Wednesday.

What is the role of the quiz show?

Cheese was it? No, no, I tell a lie. It was ham in mine.

I can only accept your first answer - sorry.

Who is the Queen of England?

Oh, it's a woman. I know it's a woman. I think it's a woman.

Who is the leader of the opposition?

Oh that's a woman for sure, it's my missus.

What's the meaning of the word 'horrendous'?

A bad woman is it?

What's the capital of Italy?

Oh I know that, it's -er- Nipples - I - I mean Naples.

Name the four counties in the United Kingdom.

This is easy - England, Scotland, Wales and London.

In a sentence, what do you know about the SDP Liberal Alliance?

Oh, is that the one my missus goes to where they do flower arranging

And -er- make wicker baskets and things?

Oh, there's some nice women there.

Who is Shirley Williams?

Oh, she goes there does she?

Oh yes, she's good at the flower arranging, so my missus tells me.

Who had a hit record with the song 'Wuthering Heights'?

Val Doonican is it? No, no, I know it's a woman though.

Who or what is Dow Jones?

A womaniser is he?

What does Danny La Rue do?

Oh, she dresses up as a man - is that right?

Well, you've done very well. Wendy, bring on the prizes.

Now which would you like to take home with you

The computer, the TV, the video or the holiday for two in Majorca?

Ooh, I'll have Wendy can I?

I've seen 'em do that on the Tele - you know,

The girl brings on the prizes,

And they say "I don't like the prizes, I'd rather have the girl".

Alright, you've won Wendy, off you go the pair of you.

Thank you for being a marvellous contestant.

Let's hear it for 'em, shall we?

Put you hands together and give them a big round warm of women -

I mean applause.

I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows

Don't you love the quiz shows?

I know you love the quiz shows

The BBC knows you love the quiz shows

And all the independents know you love the quiz shows

America taught us to love the quiz shows.

I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows

I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows.

Danke, weil sie diesen text korrigieren
 

Hinterlassen sie einen kommentar zu dem lied

Biografia

Clifford T. Ward is a performer. His discography includes Anthology, Gaye and Other Stories, Both of Us, Singer Songwriter and Julia and Other New Stories.

Verwandte künstler

Nachrichten aus der welt der musik

Joe Jonas und Sophie Turner Scheiden Sich - Das Ende einer Prominenten Ehe

12/09/2023

In der Welt der Prominenten gibt es oft Geschichten von Liebe und Trennung, und kürzlich hat eine solche Nachricht die Schlagzeilen dominiert: Joe Jonas und Sophie Turner, eines der bekanntesten Promi-Paare, lassen sich scheiden

Straßenkünstler in Berlin: Künstlerische Vielfalt in der Großstadt

30/08/2023

Berlin, die pulsierende Hauptstadt Deutschlands, ist nicht nur für ihre Geschichte, Kultur und Architektur bekannt, sondern auch für ihre lebendige Straßenkunstszene.

Die Bekanntesten Bayerischen Lieder: Eine Reise durch Bayerns Musiktradition

30/08/2023

Bayern, das größte Bundesland Deutschlands, ist nicht nur für seine malerische Landschaft, seine leckere Küche und sein berühmtes Bier bekannt, sondern auch für seine reiche musikalische Tradition

Wie man Deutsch mit Musik lernen kann

30/08/2023

Die Musik ist eine universelle Sprache, die Menschen auf der ganzen Welt miteinander verbindet. Sie kann nicht nur unsere Gefühle ansprechen und inspirieren

Lieder für den Frieden

14/03/2023

Musik hat seit jeher die Fähigkeit, Menschen zu vereinen und Botschaften der Hoffnung und des Friedens zu verbreiten.

Die Konzerte mit den meisten Zuschauern in der Geschichte

13/03/2023

Konzerte sind schon immer eine beliebte Form der Unterhaltung für Menschen auf der ganzen Welt gewesen.

Große deutsche Bands

09/03/2023

Deutschland hat im Laufe der Jahre viele großartige Musikgruppen hervorgebracht, die auf der ganzen Welt bekannt geworden sind.

Wie stimmt man eine gitarre?

09/03/2023

Eine Gitarre zu stimmen, kann für Anfänger eine Herausforderung darstellen, aber es ist ein wichtiger Schritt, um sicherzustellen, dass Ihr Instrument gut klingt.