Songtext Plenty of ways to make cash Goldie Lookin Chain

Plenty of ways to make cash

im goin down town to the dss
fcuk wiv me i'll leave your face in a mess
thats right his name is mystikal
and if he looks at you twice he'll fcuk you up like a bull
i need to get money to go on the pull
and to buy a new sweater made of kashmer and wool
when i get there i realize tht the job centres full
but i can always get cash cuz i aint fcukin dull
i saw my parole officer, she had a tash
she knew i got caught last night with my stash
i dont think she minds, i think she fancies me
i think she wants to fcuk all the GLC
so i laid on some pills and made fcukin killin'
with all this cash now im really fcukin chillin'
got a new tracksuit its really fcukin safe
spent money on a horse and it came in first place

theres loads of ways to make some cash but the best way to do it is to sell some hash

i can make a raise in loadsa ways
i'll lay you on with a ounce cause i know u'z can payz
fcukin monged out in a smokey haze
gettin wrecked up in one of these ways
smokin on a bucket or a spliff or a bong
then im drinkin beer all fcukin fuckin' long
if your really clever and in the GLC
you can make a hundred quid out of 50p

theres loads of ways to make some cash but the best way to do it is to sell some hash

watchin the news on itv
fcuk me brah! the storys all about me
they said i was a bastard causin loads of misery
takin money from tha old to pay for fcukin LSD
i make my money from rippin off fools
and sellin drugs outside local skools
i makes my money from sellin tha coke
but i dont get high off my own fcukin dope
i could stand there all day givin ya a big fcukin list
but ive gotta help my mate, do over a fcukin post office
in the good old days, you'd steal some old birds purse
but in the proceeding years i'd start to feel worse!
watchin old dears see the mental health nurse
but they feel the wrath of the GLC curse
keepin it real in tha GLC household
you know it makes sense
take care of yourself

theres loads of ways to make some cash but the best way to do it is to sell some hash

you know'z i like makin loadsa dollar
payin money for my cock and the girls start to hollar
i paid for my car and my tracksuit is free
printin' the money since 1983 know'z it
touch my wood, but you won't get splinters
i can sort out computer, scanners and printers
I use my money to buy pasties that are made by Ginsters
i'll even sell you photos of arseholes and sphincters

theres loads of ways to make some cash but the best way to do it is to sell some hash

ding dong i'll show you my slong
feeling like mario in donkey kong
leave the girls singing a song
and kicking back large and smoking my bong

back in tha day, bout 1983
i was just a fcukin kid climbing up a tree
these times are too busy tryin to make some fcukin cash
but i wont sell my ass cause last time i got a rash
the skin was cumming off there was puss on the floor
i fort fcuk this clart i'll stick to selling fcukin draw
dont diss my nan, dont say she's a slag
cuz she gives me cash from her fcukin handbag
im quick like lava wearin a balaclava
i'll nick your t.v and sell your fcukin father
i'll sell you a t.v or maybe a computer
i know this bloke who can sort out a fcukin shooter

theres loads of ways to make some cash but the best way to do it is to sell some hash