Voice of host: lets meet contestant number one he's a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy smile lets see if his charm will work on sharon sharon, what's your question for
Er 1?
Sharon: number 1, I belive first impressions last forever if u were to eat dinner with me and my
Family, how would you make it last forever?
Hmm well lets see I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux ha! but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you! hurry
Itch Im hungry I smell spaghetti, I pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in the fuckin li
Ts dinnertime! were hearin grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother Im steady starin at your sister, I'll tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big
! after that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin after your
Mom dies the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear
~~~applause~~~
Host: now lets meet contestant number 2 he's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call him stretch nutz sharon, lets hear your question...
Sharon: I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion a man who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if u were to fall in love with me, how would you show me that you care?
First thing, I could never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch yo fuck you!! but if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin all these mutha fuckas outta here I'd go through your phon
K, and whack em all, then find contestant number one and break his fuckin jaw (what!!? ? ) anyone that looked at you would have to pay, I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties
Stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can get ya naked and hit it like a cave man!! we go to tha beach and walk
Ugh the sand I throw a little in your face and say Im just playin as you spit it all out, I rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
~~~laughter and applause~~~
Host: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity, sharon it's a tough choice so far, sharon lets have your last question to find out whos gonna have the rights t
R neden
Sharon: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be who eversthe smoothest wins!!
First, I'd sliiide up the bar, and tell ya that I can't believe how fuckin fat you are I'd say I like the way you make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like ricki lake
Fuck that!! you'd be jackin me quick, I'd order you a drink , and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face
Yeah freak her with your nutz, yo, thatll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah thatll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't want contestant number two he's mad whack, I walked in a barn, and there he was, standin up on a bucket hooough tryin to fuck it it was big fuckin
Ly ass farm llama
Damn dawg!! how ya gonna diss your mama? ?
~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~
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