Songtext Maximillian mouse Rolf Harris

Maximillian mouse

I am a mouse
called Maximillian Mouse
And I live in my Maximillian...Mouse house
I'm very well bred
I'm pure Castillian mouse

And I come from a long long long long long long line of

Castillian mouses

Ole!

But it always has been perilous

Crossing the arena to the supermarkets

Where I buy my cheese..

It's regularly perilous

When I think of bull-fights
There's a quaking in my knees

I've always had

A taste for colourful things

And this day I was wearing my red cortocaportocontrezbutonizonalado
e sulapa ancocobosiasacadelamanorajo et
plato del toros dressing gown

I must confess I've been in gullible rings

For the bull, when he saw what I wore

Came rushing at me

Ol...
(clear throat)
Ole.

But if you think that because I am small I am puny

You are wrong

I stood my ground

I did not move

I could not move

The picador's horse was standing on my tail

So swiftly I turned and I nipped him in the fetlocks

He was most embarrassed

But for the moment I was free

I pirouette to safety and the bull thunders past me
brrrah

Then, I hear the trumpet call for the death

I have resolved to dispatch Senor Toros with the classic pass of the dead one

The crowd screamed "No, no!" but

I plant my feet firmly, one (stamp), and two (stamp)

(quietly)
Three (stamp), four (stamp)

Then, from ten yards away I called the bull to me
Toros!

He comes rushing towards me!

(bang, crash)

(Smugly)

I tripped him...

I am a mouse
called Maximillian Mouse
And I live in my Maximillian...Mouse house

I'm very well bred
I'm pure Castillian mouse

And I come from a long long long long long long line of

Bull-fighting mouses

Ole!