Songtext Lounger Dogs Die In Hot Cars

Lounger

I know nothing
Don't know much
I think my education's
Gone out to lunch

I can't remember
I can't think
What is the difference
Between iron and zinc

I can listen
I can speak
But my conversational skills
Are gobblesegeek

I know Harold
In 1066
Got shot in the eye
With a long pointy stick

Revolutions and World War II
Is it true what they say
That Charles de Gaulle was a hero
And Churchill's a Nero
I threw that away

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

Now
I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out
Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood

I know all
I need to know
Why talk Swahili
If it's where i won't go

Latin is clever
And sexy is French
Sprechen Sie Deutsches
Would hardly make sense

Inquisitions and missionaries
Seem fairly bizarre
Do I follow commandments from Moses
Or battles of roses
I am a Ca-zar

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

Now
I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out
Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood

Revolutions and World War II
Is it true what they say
That Charles de Gaulle was a hero
And Churchill's a Nero
I threw that away

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-lounge