Songtext Lick the balls Slick Rick

Lick the balls

Excuse me, Im trying to earn a mere buck or two
A solemn rapper come in -- and who the fuck are you?
Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in fur
Im trying to enter in this rap contest youre havin sir
Youre kinda late flat tire well thatd do it cuz
Well alright, pay me now, and youll be at the hub
I hope I dont mess up, or run out of breath, or even brick
Dont worry hon youre hittin em harder than a fuckin brick
But what do you think van? please, no one can serve us
Wish me luck dear, Im scared and Im nervous
So who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the dj calls... lick the balls!

Now everytime I write dope raps they come vickin it
Now you know the title of this, so start lickin it
Lips kickin it, hey bitch, there is a brick in it
So when you think youre prepared, I keep stickin it
Now here they come with a spike to fight, take it light
Now who the one youre trying to be like with all your might
And anyone that attempted to remove me out the race
Best give me space before I fly in they fuckin face
Now raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoods
Dont worry about a thing cause ricky rick is bringin home the goods
Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the dj calls... lick the balls!

Now everything that come out your mouth, sound like its out of spite
Im back on a mission and this time Im gonna anchor right
Thats right, ads help, hes improvin it
Thank gosh rick! we love the way youre movin it
Whos hittin rough in eighty-eight I bet your momma knows
Backslap you all down like I were dominoes
Stun em all, come on yall, give me a taste of life
Act trife, Ill let my dog cold fuck ya wife
So be my friend and dont pretend you will not be forgiven
Youre cleaning house up to the master, thats how we both are livin
So who will stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the dj calls... lick the balls!

Go vance wright! go rick! look at the style we bring
How come you cannot write a rap that will erase the king
The girls you watch are now entranced now when they see me slam
Shit on motherfuckers and I tell them who the fuck I am
My name is rick, but now you know whos rulin it
Pump the world and the dj put the fuel in it
Come ride the dick and if you wanna know what is the word
Who write the baddest raps you and your boys have ever heard
I eat you up and give your girl a bowl of puppy chow
You understand alright? hello! Im tryin to tell you now
Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the dj calls... lick the balls!