Songtext Jedi knight "Weird Al" Yankovic

Jedi knight

A long, long time ago,
In a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack.
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn,
Could talk the Federation in
to maybe cutting them a little slack.
But their response, it didn't thrill us,
They locked the doors and tried to kill us.
we escaped from that gas,
And met Jar Jar and Boss Nass.
We took a Bongo from the scene,
And we went to Theed to see the Queen.
We all wound up on Tatooine,
That's where we found this boy.
Chourus: Oh my, my
This here Anakin guy.
May be Vader,
Some day later,
Now he's just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave?
But he can use the force, they say.
Oh, do you see him hittin' on the Queen?
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen.
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her, some day.
Well, I know he built C-3PO,
And I heard how fast his pod can go.
And we were broke, it's true,
So we made a wager or two.
Well, he was a pre-pubescent flyin' ace.
And the minute Jabba started off that race,
Well, I knew who'd win first place,
Oh yes, it was our boy!
We started singing:
Oh my, my
This here Anakin guy.
May be Vader,
Some day later,
Now he's just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'
Well, we finally got to Coruscant,
The Jedi council, we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be.
So we took him there and we told the tale,
How his