Songtext I f*** dogs Doug Anthony All Stars

I f*** dogs

I Fuck Dogs
In the park, at the docks
When the moon is up high in the sky
The great dane is too tall
Chiwawa's are to small
But the dog that I like
To quell up at night
'cause the dushhound is best of all
'cause he is longer than he's thinner
He love to let me in
His eyes swell with love
He fits like a glove
And that's why he's man's best friend!
I fuck dogs, he fucks dogs, I fuck dogs, we fuck dogs
We all fuck dogs in the park (and the pound)
She fucks dogs, she fucks dogs, she fucks dogs, she fucks dogs
We all fuck dogs in the park
He's got bed bugs, tits and knits
If he scratches, then I itch
But The kennel is cramped and though he's a scamp
Life with a dog is a bitch
You'll never be alone, if you give the dog a bone
And the pee wee don't kiss but the problem is this
His bark (woof, woof, woof, wooof woof woof)
Is worse than his bite
(cough, cough cough etc)
Furball
Is worse than his bite
I fuck dogs
In the park
After the dock
When the moon is up high in the sky
And I'm not proud.