Songtext Here comes the judge Pigmeat Markham

Here comes the judge

Hear ye, hear ye
This court is now in session
His honor, JudgePigmeat Markham presiding Hear ye, hear ye
The court of swing is
Just about ready to do that thing
I don't want no tears
I don't want no lies
Above all, I don't want no alibis This judge is hip and that ain't allHe'll give you time if you're big or small
Fall in line for this court is neat
Peace, brother Uh oh, here come the JudgeHere comes the JudgeEverybody knows
That he is the Judge Everybody near and farI'm going to Paris to stop this war
All those kids gotta listen to me
Because I am the judge
And you can plainly see I want a big round table when I get there
I won't sit down to one that's square
I wanna lay down the law
To them that brought itI'll bust some head
Because I am the judge He is the JudgeHe is the JudgeEverybody knows
That he is the Judge Who's there (I is) I is who
I is your next door neighbor Order, order, order
Order in this courtroom
Order in this courtroom Judge, your honorship, hi, SirDid I hear you say order in the court
Yes, I said order
Well, I'll take two cans of beer, please He is the JudgeHe is the JudgeEverybody knows
That he is the Judge I had a chat with Ho Chi MinWith cheap rice wine and chased with ginWon't take long unless I miss my guessI'll have you out of this doggone mess I sent a cable to Bob and MacLet them know I'm coming back
Sit right down with Rock and NickTeach them boys some of Pigmeat's tricks Oh, oh, judge, your Honor, Pigmeat, SirDon't you remember me
No, who are you, boy
Well, I'm the feller that introduced
You to your wife (to my wife)(
Yeah) life, you son of a gun, you Come November, election time
You vote your way, I'll vote mine
Case there's a tie and
The money gets spent
Vote for Pigmeat Markham, President I am the Judge, I am the JudgeEverybody knows I am the JudgeI am the Judge, I am the JudgeEverybody knows that he is the Judge Now, everybody know I am the Judge