Songtext Freaky thangs Ludacris

Freaky thangs

(feat. jagged edge, twista)

Its two a.m. in the morning and it uhh..
Light showers and youre probably hookin up with that girl
Thats been, two-wayin you all week. her baby daddys out
Of town so uhh, you can fuck around. its okay to check in
That motel 6. $59.95, not a cent more, for that dirty-ass ho.
Yeah. stop by that convenience store and pick up them rubbers -
Magnum I hope. this is phazon love and uhh, I love hoes.
I just dont pay em!

[hook: jagged edge]
Cut up! know we like that, get that cut up
Freaky thangs, we be bout em
Get that cut up! oh-whooooooo, cut up
Freaky thangs, we be bout em

[ludacris]
Im kinda hopin that maybe you wanna kick it in the l.a.c.
So later on well be rollin
Drop-tops Im hittin yo hot spots Im top notch
My niggaz never listen but I told em
When I catch you at the game runnin game at the a.u.c.
That later on wed be bonin
Fat cats Im ready to tap that so back that
No wonder why you wakin up up swollen

[twista]
Im feelin you luda, smokin my buddha, coochie recruiter
Comin at the fatty in a platinum caddy so back it up fast
Hit it a hour and a half, watch the spectacular splash
On the back and leave it drippin down the crack of her ass
Call me mr. magillicuddy, chasin booty sucker silly puddy
Killin for money, still a thug get bump; from some pokin
And locomotion hittin bunnies, for threesome getcha buddy
When Im feelin scummy I love to cut

[ludacris]
Tan skin so, butter soft Im rippin the buttons off yo - blouse
Smell the aroma of a dingaling king ludacris when Im in yo - house
Check the ratio of men to women and women to men when down - south
Hot fellatio, hot jalapenos holla while they in yo - mouth
So we love that k-k-k-k

[hook]

[twista]
Now I got the feelin we can cut the hell out each other
And I hope we be the same thang - freaks
We can get the mattress goin eh-err, eh-err
Handlin business while I bang bang - skeet
Wash the dick off and kick off another session again
I can break em off in the shower, kitchen flo or the outdoors
The pieces from the east is the shit
And the flesh in the west is the best
But twista love them chicago and south hoes

[ludacris]
Come up out yo, negligee, freak em on a regular day
Cum six times - but its seven today
Ludacris in the back of your chev-e-rolet
Ahh, ahh! whats my name?
So magical I come and touch the game
You motherfuckers really lust to gain
Nothin but hatin and a look of disgust
So its must, stay adrenaline rush
Wonderin why they dont be bustin the same

[twista]
Im clutchin my thang;
Stuffin in it, strokin it down, beat the stuff up
Uh-uh shorty, dont run from it
She give me the booty Im breakin it off
I can tell a stab by the way that she walk
Fatty flickin like it was dubs on it
Peep how this player got skills, get em out the gator high heels
Pullin rubbers and swishers up out your prada bag
Wanna smoke dro I got a bag, take a proper drag befo I tap it
I love the chicks that got a lotta ass, so we love that k-k-k-k

[hook]

[ludacris]
Bubble, bubble bubbles is in the bathtub
Makin you stutter from the b-body butters and backrubs
Its killin me thinkin about the bottles that pop
The models that swallow willin, up under my pillow stayin strapped up
If it tickles in the middle from mr. pickles you try to escape
So give me the rope you gettin wrapped up
Rooty tooty so fruity and fresh, Im fresh and fruity
Ya dutys to figure the bootys gettin slapped up

[twista]
I love them chicks that be thick as a loaf of bread
Long as I can still grab her legs, and push em up by her head
How I dip up in it we can make a video
But I got the radio bumpin jagged edge by the bed
When you wanna get up witcha cutty buddy
Come on and dip up through the hideout with twist
But after we do what we gon do getcha purse and get together
Because now you gots to ride out - bitch!

[ludacris]
Oh cris, can you - do it again, thats what they askin me
Hit skins, causin catastrophes
Get pinned, by me and my family
Sip gin, fulfillin yo fantasies
In yo condition Im wishin youll take a lickin
And keep on tickin from thicker thighs
Finger lickin never get sick and tired, just take a look in her eyes
And you can tell shes a figure five, so we love that k-k-k-k

[hook]

[jagged edge - repeat 2x]
Cut up, gettin brains, in the range
We love to cut up cause we like them freaky thangs
I like it when you let me try, anythang
Cause girl I aint got nothin but time
Let a nigga get a little cut up girl

I come from the eighth planet in the 19th galaxy,
Where the royal penis is clean, yo majesty. can it be,
Sheila e, appalonia, vanity, all mad at me? Im the
Prince dick of insanity. Im good lovin, body-rockin,
Knockin boots all night long, we not stoppin.
I dont care if the kids watchin, I stir it like motherfuckin
Coffee and brown sugar. girls dem sugar. world class lover.
Kama sutra, porno music producer. tallywhacker is a rock hard
Storm trooper with a purple helmet, made for crushin
Pink cookies. goonie goo-goo, we cut bigfoots and wookies;
And fat women, because they need love too.
So go on big girl, whatchu gon do?