Songtext Bret, you've got it going on Flight Of The Conchords

Bret, you've got it going on

(iTunes bonus track)

Hey there Bret I see you looking down
Down wanna see my little buddy down with a frown
Just because I get more women that you
well that's only because they don't know you like I do
So your weedy, and kinda shy
But some girl out there must be needing for a weedy shy guy
They want you as their needle when they're rolling in the hay
Just hear me out when I say

Bret you got it going on
The ladies will get to know your sexuality
when they get to know your personality

I said
Bret you got it going on
not in a gay way, just in a hey mate
just want to say that your looking ok mate
why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
that he thinks his booty is fly
not all the time obviously
just when he's got a problem with his self esteemdon't let anyone tell you your not humpable
because your bumpable
well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
if I say you got a boom ow ow
come on Bret help me out now

Bret you got it going on
(Bret you got it going on)
Thats the conclusion that i've come to
but that doesn't mean that I want to bum you

Bret you got it going on
(Bret you got it going on)
no doubt about it, we'd be getting crazy
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady
Ohh if one of us was a lady
and I was your man, if I was your man
because sometimes it gets lonely
and I need a woman
and then I imagine you with some bosoms
in fact one time when we were touring
and I was really lonely, and we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you when you were sleeping
I put a wig on you ooooh
and I just lay there and spooned you
Bret you got it going on