Songtext Bender Big D And The Kids Table

Bender

I'm going on a bender this weekend
I'm gonna get real drunk
I'm not going to be able to speak
And I'll pass out on my floor,
I won't be able to answer the door. [repeat]

She said, "you only like me because I take you away from her." Well that's alright.
She said, "you only like me because I take you away from her." Well that's alright.
She said, "you only like me because I take you away from her."

And with his hands in the air
The only one in the crowd.
Gotta got moving, got moving when he heard the sound.
When the music fits, it fits and just feels right.
No need worry, worry never when you're in the night.
His hands in the air,
The only one in the crowd.
Gotta got moving, got moving when he heard the sound
When the music fits, it fits and jus-ahh.

I'm going on a bender this weekend
I'm gonna get real drunk
I'm not going to be able to speak
And I'll pass out on my floor,
I won't be able to answer the door. [repeat]

She said, "you only like me because I take you away from her." Well that's alright.
She said, "you only like me because I take you away from her." Well that's alright.
She said, "you only like me because I take you away from her."

And with his hands in the air
The only one in the crowd.
Gotta got moving, got moving when he heard the sound.
When the music fits, it fits and just feels right.
No need worry, worry never when you're in the night.
His hands in the air,
The only one in the crowd.
Gotta got moving, got moving when he heard the sound
When the music fits, it fits and just feels right.
Right.

We know, she only likes me because I take her away from all this. Well that's alright.
We know, she only likes me because I take her away from all this.

With nothing but all to lose,
She's got nothing but all to lose,
Which is nothing at all to lose.
Which is nothing at all to lose.

I'm going on a bender this weekend
I'm gonna get real drunk
I'm not going to be able to speak
And I'll pass out on my floor,
I won't be able to answer the door.
(you see)
I'm going on a bender this weekend
I'm gonna get real drunk
I'm not going to be able to speak
And I'll pass out on my floor,
I'll pass out on my shag carpet.