Songtext Any man Eminem

Any man

From Rawkus Presents Soundbombing 2

[Eminem]
Hi!
Original Bad Boy
on the case cover your face
Came in the place blowed
and sprayed Puffy with Mase
I laced the weed with insect repellant
better check the smelly
Eminem starts with E
better check the spelling
with a capital
somebody grab me a Snapple
I got an aspirin capsule
trapped in my adam's apple
Somebody dropped me on
my head and I was sure
that my mother did it
but the bitch won't
admit it was her
I slit her stomach open
with a scalpel when
she was six months
and said, "I'm ready now bitch -
ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?"
The world ain't ready
for me yet, I can tell
I'll probably have a cell
next to the furnace in hell
I'm sick of these sperm cells
with syphillis germs
and I'm hotter than my dick is,
when I piss and it burns
I kick you in the tummy until
you sick to your stomach
and vomit so much blood that
your clothes stick to you from it
(Yuck!)
Hit you in the head with
a brick til you plummet
If y'all don't like me,
you can suck my dick
til you numb it
And all that gibberish
you was spittin,
you need to kill it
Cause your style
is like dyin in my sleep,
I don't feel it

Chorus: Eminem
Cause any man who would
jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle
of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy --
you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy --
hello, hi!
Cause any man who would
jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle
of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy --
do you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy

[Eminem]
I'm ice grillin you, starin you
down with a gremlin grin
I'm Eminem, you're a fag
in a women's gym
I'm Slim, the Shady
is really a fake alias
to save me with in case
I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed,
full of more uranium
than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highly combustible head,
spazmatic
strapped to a Kraftmatic
adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital
in critical condition
I flatlined; jumped up and
ran from the mortician
High speed, IV full
of thai weed
Lookin Chinese, with my knees
stuck together like siamese twins,
joined at the groin like lesbians
Uhh, pins and needles,
hypodermic needles and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins
-- it probably all depends
on if I keep on
killin my girlfriends

Chorus: Eminem
Cause any man who would
jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle
of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy --
you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy --
hello, hi!
Cause any man who would
jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle
of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy --
do you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy

[Eminem]
Last night I O.D.'d on rush,
mushrooms and dust
and got rushed to the hospital
to get my system flushed
(Shucks!) I'm an alcoholic
and that's all I can say
I call in to work,
cause all I do is
frolic and play
I swallow grenades,
and take about a bottle a day
of Tylenol 3, and talk about
how violent I'll be (RRARRRRH)
Give me eleven Excederin
my head'll spin
Medicine'll get me revvin
like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls
til I shredded skin
"Doctor, check this rash,
look how red it's been"
"It's probably AIDS!"
Forget it then
I strike a still pose and hit you
with some ill flows
that don't even make sense,
like dykes usin dildos
So reach in your billfolds,
for ten ducats
and pick up this Slim Shady
shit that's on Rawkus
Somethin somethin somethin,
somethin I get weeded
My daughter scribbled
over that rhyme,
I couldn't read it
Damn!