Songtext The last sensitive cowboy The Arrogant Worms

The last sensitive cowboy

When you hear that Im a cowboy and I work the cattle trail
You probably assume Im big and tough (big and tough)
But the trails worn me down, I dont wanna hang around
Ive just about had enough (had enough)
You see, I like a cup of espresso
And I like to read my people magazine
I coordinate my chaps but everybody laughs
And say they dont like that shade of green

Oh no, its true
Im a sensitive cowboy and I dont know what to do
Oh no, its kinda strange
Im the last sensitive cowboy on the range

Well I try to eat a healthy balanced diet
But they all eat their brown beans from the can
They all have to smoke about six packs a day
Youd think they was the marlboro man (*gasp* smooth *cough*)
And they dont like to go to see the opera
On friday nights when they get paid
And they dont help me bring in the hanging plants
Every time theres a native american raid

Oh no, its true
Im a sensitive cowboy and I dont know what to do
Oh no, its kinda strange
Im the last sensitive cowboy on the range

Cowboy life sure is different these days. why brand yer cattle when you can just use bovine psychology? why have a gunfight when there are so many good paralegals out there? nobody drinks and bu
Cks any more. besides, were all switchin over to eatin salt-reduced tofu jerky. and if yer gonna ride off into the sunset, make sure yer usin an effective sunblock.

Oh no, its true
Im a sensitive cowboy and I dont know what to do
Oh no, its kinda strange
Im the last sensitive cowboy on...
Oh no, its true
Im a sensitive cowboy and I dont know what to do
Oh no, its kinda strange
Im the last sensitive cowboy on the range