Songtext Makin' whoopee (feat. elton john) Rod Stewart

Makin' whoopee (feat. elton john)

Another bride, another JuneAnother sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twiceIt's really killin'That he's so willin' to make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring, yesHe's washin dishes and baby clothesHe's so ambitious he even sews
But don't forget folks,That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee
Another year, oh maybe lessWhat's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?
She feels neglected, and he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee
Yeah, she sits alone,
Most every night
He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
He says he's busy,
But she says, "Is he?"He's makin' whoopee
He doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says, "You'll pay six to her." "No way"
I say, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"
The judge says, "Right, right into jail."
Oh, no, I'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee.
Than makin' whoopee
Then makin' whoopee
Then makin' whoopee
Then makin' whoopee